The Waco Daily Advance (Waco, Texas) Vol. 3 No. 120, Friday, May 22, 1874

              VOL. 8j No. 120. WACO, TEXAS, FRIDAY, MAY 22. 1874. SINGLE COPIES 5 CENTS.
ISusincss JMv c <• t o ry
OF
THE CITY OP WACO.
'Urn Bails
iNomrs inserted lor.one dollar a Month.) j
ATTOKXTCYB.
EVENING EDITION,
A Column of Fun. ((I IEU NABKV
K W. I'avis, *tfo»t)ey-»t-law iiud notary i
rbVuv, irv George Clark ’» oJ<l office, in the!
R
InrbUc., irv George
TfoWaLs building.
West & Prather, on the Sqtfarv, over Fort & j
•Jnckhon’s Rank.
Pyer & Butfeson, corner of Broad way-ami !
■I'hird up-stairs.
BANRBRK.
Flint & Chamberlin- South-east qorner <?f j
he square. j
CARPENTER. j
-1. W. banders, House Carpenter and ;
•tUiilder.Hp-stiih> over Met:rary\s mill.
BOOTS, SHOES AND LEATHER.
Nichols & Page, Austin street, .under the;
McClelland Hotel, sign‘of big boot.
Issued Every Day (except Sunday,)
at 5 o'clock, .!’, M.
. /\ i . . A baby Info existence grows
A green-grocer-vj lie WUO trubls. Out o£-the dark; couleur de rose
vr .»i t -i i o Its future seems as it lies in dreams,
V egetable philosophy Ollgo For life can bring no cruel thing
I'id vice I To the bud that into a blossom blows;
j Ah well-a-day! who knows? who knows?
Cure for a felon— Take it to the ... ....
A. man with a maul to the altar goes;
i pODltOhtlUry. [ Cares have come, but couleur de rose
TELEG RAPH IC
i eial to Waco Advance.)
Morniuy' Dispatches.
A Ghancsek’s. Dream.—A gran-ger
drowned that ho died. He
went straight to the spirit-world;
he knocked at the gate of the
NeW Jerusalem, and it was open-ed
unto him. The books were
opened; be was asked, “Did you
New Orleans, May 21,—Kel-
I Darts nave corns, out couieur ae in reply to a telegram re- - , < . -
a fnmilvnf original cremation- Jhe fliture »ev«m to the lover's ach«me», reived by him from Hon. Frank ' V) any secret socle-
A iamtl\ 01 01 lginai cremation F; or core must fly when love 1* nigh, ,, /, tv? To which he renlicd “I And hielieurt is happy,-tlierearenowoesj MorrV, M. <J., responded that the V-knows#
; “supplies now* n band would on-; the Grangers. “Then,
' ly last fifteen days more. God : admitted ; de-
.help us when they give out. Pf'He then went ta<thedoor
| There is no work, no business—;^ bottomless pit, where the
no future before us, only starva- *-yne questions were aitnin asked
tion—and a heartless, imbecile j-^ pcvil, &n(T again he
The Only Paper in the j
iliat: Takes Morn* j Burn- ems (xxxx.)
injur and Evening Dis-J Tailor, rn&asfirlrig fat customer
patches "the only pa-j—“Would you bold the end, sir,
per in the Cit y that ' while T go found ?’
publishes its Dispatch- Why aro clergymen like rail-ess
the Day t hey are re-1 way. porters ? Because they do a
____ ___ ____ <*“* „ , I The Humors of the Flood
Suggebts the Travelers Record: j
The frontier battalion is being i “How to shorten ocean voyages '
rapidly made up and will soon i — Lengthen the ships.” We have heard so many affect-
Ah well-a-day! who knows? who knows?
i And man out of existence goes;
! Life was woe, but couleur de rose
The future seems, for the vision gleams
i Of peaceful rest for aye possessed,
j By a soul that back to the darkness goes;
: Ah well-R-day! who knows? who knows?
cle Billy’s Fish Story.
Ur-
Pur tiOflSS AND NOTIONS
f. N. McMullen & Co., Austin street, un- ’
tier McClelland Hotel.
J. M. Killoughi on the Square, sooth-east
m!', near Richey Hall.
GROCERS.
C. Motz, A ustin street, south side, between j
Urd anil 4tn streets.
•J. II. Haj'i-a, Rroudvray, under the Tele-graph
office.
Peterson & Blatter, Austin str.eet, corner j
ol Fourth, Hogan building.
S. It. Humphreys, under Richer Hall..
Hardware.
II. C. Fallon, Austin street, under the!
McClelland Hotel.
IN H. Carter & Co., south-east corner of!
Square, oil Third street.
—^ be ready to enter service. “Looking two ways, for Sun-' ing incidents of the overflow that
day”—Scrutinizing in duple di- j it is really refreshing to hoar any.
Female Printers in Nk\v Or- J roctions for the Christian Sab-1 thing so ludicious as the fbl!6w-leans.—
Messrs. Geo. Ellis & Bro., bath. I ing :
the well known booksellers and, A Hoboken editor, being dial-< The little town of Pearhngton,
stationers, have inaugurated a now longed, sent word in reply : | on Pearl river, is pretty well j engine of the early train on the ’ nZ"’,‘.7 iu~n
era in the printing business in ; “When 1 want to die I can shoot j overflowed. A branch of the Po-! Syracuse and Northern railroad ‘ :,i \ .,™„t ■ ...fill
this city by the employment ofj myself.” ; itevent mills is situated there, and j went through the draw bridge, I ’ '
government, who have stolen all j "an told to depart. After he bad
our substance and invested their , f£?!*** f 'tays off, he was ac-
money outside of the State.” TJostou, bv the homelv i-Qler ot the
Lowell, Mass., May 21.—Remit-! P'*> **'« following proposi-uncos
of two thousand dollars ! “Stranger,
have been sent to New Orleans. «“*"'*» >'<*«
and sine hundred and forty-three i here; they do not want you in
dollars to the reservoir sufferers.; heaven; bull will sell you two
r, .. .. hnnarod barreU of brimstone lor
Syracuse N. \ May 21.-1 he,.ten per cent. off, and you
female compositors, with the: ‘ , , I consequently the place is well peo^ j killing the engineer andcondue-l
“He handled is gun carelessly,! ^ ^ „“gro laborers. * tor. Carelessness on the part of
men.
ident.
Evening Dispatches,
INSUHAXCK.
■<j»eorgc A. Brown, Mobile Lift*.
Hubert 1’arrolt, with Mob'le Life. Office
in Fort It Juuklon'ibank.
THE QUA TILES COTTON TIE.
Fred Quarles, south side of Square, at sign
of Charter Oak Stoves^
niYSIClANH.
Or. T.. K. IJnderwooil Office With Dr.
Sears, on Broadw y.
STOVE AND. TIN WARE.
Hutchinson & McConnell, next door to '
Fort «fc J ackson’s bank. j
scnooLS.
Miss .Mary Davis, corner of 3rd and Jack- i
son Streets.
W. H. Codber, basement of the Presbyte- J
Tian Church, cor. Second and Jackson sts. i
most favorable results. The raem- _ - ,
hers of the New Orleans Typo- P“‘angel plumage, j. Q|d “Unc-le Billy,” a venerable the '
graphical Union need be under ;U'® latest W cstern obituary no- , darkey, with side whiskers,' acci
no apprehension from competi-. ! has a cabin built near tlie river:
tion from the female compositors, i Air experienced old gentleman j t>ank, and was among the first in.- j
as we understand they are for un- j says that all that is necessary in undated. He was accosted on tbo
ion to a man.—N w Orleans Pica- j the enjoyment of love or sausa- street the next morning after the Denver ,m ,y 22.—\ tire in the cem
y™**’ .infidenc.i. . rise by a gentleman w ith : ! tra.1 portion of the .city, destroyed one
In all ot the larger clues women “ Lm at. ill wind that blows j “Well, L nde.Billy, I boar■ vou j ui„ared iu,d liny tools'. Loss half a ; eelmiT^'u^ of b',^? aml'f;a«i;
{and offerjfat less than New Orleans
: prices, freight added. mBdtf
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l’here are three newspapers
the cause of the oditod in Iowa by ladies.
' ---- m « wrnm
Vif.m s. — > tereoscoplc or single,
splendid ones too. of dwellings und
business houses, eau be procured bv
leaving your orders at Jackson efc
Knight's gallery. f21.
Ivcl'um, a>tan A Co. have inst ye-
WACO
men. Wo are glad to see it, and!
only wonder that some young j
women in Texas do not take ;
hold of the business.
Congressional News.
upon a rent obviate.h a nine-fold , know d my ole cabin was dat full ^ ,,eon aelpritted of heresy bv the T > F/KS K & J A U
introduetiou. of leaks fore, and de way dat r.b-. presbytery, has withdrawn from the
A Yankee editor has lately got . did rise On me was wiiwer i Presbyterian ebureh. km-tickl
’ DON,
idues. It deft, the dead sea .is on ole Faro j WashingtonV D. O.. May 2#T-IIUv.
labor, well ^ clare for Moses, Massa John, I ^eabs of Alabama, appeared be-bleves
dat ribbor-water was greas-:
” ' fore the Seuap-Committee on Military ;
•jp-IUXCJS .t GOLDSMITH,
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
Yinc Gold and Silver Watches,
up a remedy lor bar
consists ot ten hours
worked mi.
«The 'Wesiorn women
great degree stopped praying m , ;.j j^n’t say nuffin till do ole
aiiu arc making np theirj - - “ - - -
summer dot lies.
, ^ ! ed ; fur it crawled troo deni cracks
n .i\ e I glipnerer dan .a 'possum tail.
s Washington, May 20, I'ttv tnff tit ‘ : .... * ....
The Judiciary Committee, six | public n.,o .ue ••»»•••% ‘T Iflopbgot kiverod de overflow,
to four, have agreed to report to I summer dollies.- ^ , and den I begin to bail her out. I
tile House -artides ot fra punch- ; “The Ibii-u saii, t-tie soeneet j hailed failed her till de
merit against Judge Dnrreil, Dis-1 mended. I he rrnniinum of un!|^ijj |)ell struck twelve of de clock \
trict Judge of Louisiana. Per- offensive itEinark •. i« gobbled with : and den I gined her tip, and took ! *»****« troth Paris asserts that, C«ri-i,.sr<> *U» «*
sonal of the vote in the Commit- , the greatest promptitude. J „iv ole chist to de ladder side of! Prince Mettcrmcli, (not Duke Montrc- makers,
tee: For the articles—Butler, Po-j A gentleman in L’ottsville, Pa., i de cabin and put it. up top of de!*"*“®»l *'** ********* "«unded in the j , AM) m.A(LtMIiilS,
- • • — ' • - * l.lipsft two nprisonK. I
Affairs, on joint resoln'lon which pass-
; ed tlie House on Monitay, givingsiiil to 1
tbey destitute of Alabama. The Com-rnittee
agreed to report favorably' to- j
day.
Lomloiii >fny 22.#'l'|ie Telegraph's j
)t up on top ofl <*“®* these, two persons.
.................. ... t,.ie§ to sb>oY> j Louisville, May 22.,—The Methoitj
but do cattish was too owdacious;, Confcrouw* sitrt;iln.« the B;il-1 ^ ^fSks.BGtRS orW AGONS
dey kept Stoll a jumpin up all j • 'outerenee in expelling Hus-1 from the liOvt, seasoned material. Old
reund do bed dat it was unfosst- huf. Committee on the'organization I work repaired on short notice. Horse
Corner Third and Waslunglon Streep,
ty.uo.TeX;as.
Are prepared to furnish to order
of the
Kmbleui Tins,
c i> o c it s .
■Spectacles, Pocket- Chtlery, Ac—&c..;
East Side Public Square, Waco.
N. B.—All goods guaranteed as rep-resented.
Watches and Jewelry careful-ly
repaired by experienced workmen
and warranted for 1? months.
ian9tf.
land, Wilson, White, Eldridgc, | has named his dog Penny, be-! bed, and den I got
Potter. Contra —W a d, Tremain, cause it was one cent to him and I de ehtst and den T
Fry, Bessna. ^bas bad ten mills with the cat. ;
In the vote of the Busteedcase, I A placard in a Brooklyn bar-!
the committee waB equall}' divi- j ber^s shop window announces, M’Gurici de bed dat it was unposs
deu, Jewett being absent when i “Boots blacked inside.” But must: fo sleep, on I jsst lay dar an sueemuj. ■-* nui>mui
the vote was taken. not tliut be very bail for the stock- ’ prayed for de daylight an my churrlr. ot. America,- made a .report.; , p, ,,n p,,^. „nd saHsthotUm
The Committee on Patents will ings? ' ; tishin-pole. An when I see de winch was adopted, declaring that.the , ^anintepd.
report ndi vorse,l y ,t o he extension ' “I say,„” sa.i d, a rough, f, e„ll ow f« ! f|ru'nsbt bsetrrehai kt rooho ddee bcrlUoknek' so 'd I rdeaavc ha-1 oa rgdainsitzinactito n Eocfc tlehesi acsotliocarel d cCh,iunrvcehn itnioton riaGgael l aanndd wtvaeg osnp CbwtfotMrkU i* anodl obuer ycohni-
........TtTo “■* " > ” tool. .... . Ol-I.™,. of i III- Confi.r-1 ffife (.UitosS, ST
State News. llSl*”'*«*....
far saw?” ; piece of fat off n de bacon side, |institution ol learning toi
stipri lionets colored Methodist Episcopal shoeing and general Blaeksuiilliiiig a
specialty. Tfte be.*d ot worklneil cm-
MoCLELLAND IIOTKTj,
Kv.VCO, TEXAS.
irniHg tor the eduea- „„„ -irr * -y .
tion of colored ministers deserves to be pj^EKtli ! o ixlEj W ii. 1 ,
WORLD wags :
■J. SKINNER & CO.. Proprietors.
This is the largest, and best furnish-ed
Hotel in the City, containing over !
out hundred rooms, with every accoui-tuodntiou
usually found in first class
hotels in tlie large cities.
FARE £2,50 PER DAY. .
In connection with this hotel a new
elegant. Omnibus will run to and from ;
the. Railroad Depot.
Travtlcrs will find tlie McClelland!
1 louse equal to any hotel in the Stole. ’
!• :*wrj* particular. l'eb2ttdAw
look jaundiced in Falls. The toll husband’s pocket. , . , ,
rates for the bridge near Marlin A cautious LvansvtUe reporter, fo)lovvinir ““ood thing” we clip
will be established Tuesday the; '** speaking of a mwi, both | from an exchange: A country
2lst inst. ' '* : clerk in a rural town had a pet
The Statesman says that the I bly b^a criJSil'foHife'” * *^‘2,*'^ “/!
, _ . . , , “D oe a tnppie ioi me. in the ways of an ox. The calf
dogH of Austin have the hydro- j Waiter (to old gent at restau-
Would it not bo well, for
Waco to tako time by the fore-lock
and kill every loose dog on
the streets?
The barbers, barkeepers and
For sale at publishers* prices. Call
sir send and get a descriptive catalogue
■with «p ifftjen pugea at
;ll6U Watkin’s Book Stoke.
-500,000
FEET OF LUMBER-
• lohn IT. Sedwicli, •
SuocerSoT to Neclwivk &. Elliot,
Dealer in Lumber, Shingles, i
Sash, Doors and Blinds,
Yard opposite Kujllum, Rolan & Co V store, f
EAST WACO. {
A large add complete assortnieut ot
Lumber-kept constantly on hand, j
Waco, February if, 1871. rltf
Everybody should remembar that al
fomrfles can now be r«»Kton*d to health j
by the use of Dr. DjxungooleN Engfish '
F<male Bit.ier-.
phobia. he well rant.—Take any pastry, sir ? Old
Gent (to waiter).—Yes, bring me
ia pan-cake; will it be long?
I Waiter.—No, sir; round.
An old woman was beaten al-
J most to death in Apango, Mexico,
streetcars, of Houston, though j j-ecently, for having brought the
they have a Fair time, do not, srnali-pox into the community by
charge fair prices. They have . moans of witchcraft,
doubled. ; A Tittle boy heard his mother
The election which is to deter- i *«** P* eighteen head of cattle be-
, , . ing burnt the other night. “Were
name whether So00,000 are to be ^ their tails' burnt also?” in-subscribed
for stock in the Gulf,; quived the verdant youth.
Colorado and Santa he Road, j “Boy, is that a licensed dog?”
came off on the JOtli; but the re- ^ Detroit policeman. “No,”
suits caii not be otheially given, ^jd the voungstor; *;ho’s a rut
It is thought, however, that the tei-rier dog, and I’m taking him
vote favored the subscription by [,im down to have his teeth filed.”
the count}: of Galveston. ‘ , a a t ,
# c»—■ • “I want to know whether we
A New A’ork merchant absent- are going to keep house or board
miridedly eppiqd a love-letter to j before going into this thing,” said
his “heart’s idol” in tho letter- a young lady at the altar,in San
book of the firm before sending Francisco, Commendable fore-it.
sight.
Meriden, Conn., has no coroner, j A Detroit paper, noticing the
^nd suicides of the city are forced fact that a man lately dropped
to resort to strangers, who have i dead while combing his hair, says,
no tender feelings, and do hot j “and yet there are people who
exclude reporters from the in- j will persist in this dangerous hab-quest.
! it.’’ .it.> > i .
It occurred to a Danbury schol-1 The WestnrtiiVAic’r Review says:
ar, while writing a cotrippsiuon, j *.« Wo once heard a grocer, say he
last week, to make the remark a-! liked tho Saturnay Review best
hie statement that “an ox does, of all newspapers^ because a page
not taste as good as an oyster, j of it hold exactly a pound of s,n.
but it can rrut faster.” gar.”
walked around very pieaceubly
under one end of the yoke,
while Mr. Clark held lip the
other end. But in an, unfortun-ate
moment the man conceived
the idea of puttiug his own
sue army rations and clothing to the
destitute people of Tombigbee. War-! I am going to try you again, but with
nor and, A:,la b, ama rivers; i. t goes .to. .th e .;asii. mH,Werine Uis v‘ our g^oods but give me
President. ‘ ‘ ’ .
Latest Markets'. " J I have an unusual large stock of
Noon.-cotton ‘SPRING GOODS-Uplands
8id; Orleans Sjd. .... , , , , , ,
Ladies I won Id be much pleased u>
New ioik, I’lay a». i ii are vou come ami look at my goods.
Gorton d Indy fail
Orleans 10J
nil and easy; Uplands 18}e;, y,,,. [ have got to see the first
to. Gold lM. - ! to comply with her promise, blit
Cialvestoii, May 22.
neck in the yoke, to dot the calf | Colton market easier; Good Ordinary <GOD SAVE THE MEN.
6ee hft\V it would scorn to work 16c; Middling 18e. t,old 111.)
with a partner; this frightened
the calf and elevating his tail A” Contjm>kuats MqSUmxnT in
and his voice, be struck 'a “dead i Scotland.— We have been shown
run” for the village, and Mr. j f,y a friend lately arrived from
Clark went a long with his head J Scotland, the design of a beautiful
down and his plug hat in his hand I monument lately erected in tho
straining every nerve to keep up, j Dean Cemetery at Edinburgh,,
and crying out at the top ot his j Scotland, “To the Memory of Col.
voice, “Here we .come! blast oftr|R. a. Smi th, of the Tenth Miasm- wear every day Read that verse in
fool souls! Head us, somebody !” [ sippi,, Con federate *L‘tes Arm^
special atteiitiotHoextra Urgestocksof
QUEENS H ARE anuGLASS WARE,
which is the finest stock ever in market,
and at lowest price, which I bid deti-nnco.
Oh, ye men, who owe me for last,
year’s goods aud years gone by, how
can you sleep, owing me for goods you
General News.
a Nntrivo of Edinburgh, who toll j o>vt‘ him lor goods.’" Unless y
; MMoorrttaallllyy Wounded at the Battlo ' this thou shaft not d,eu enter tl
J of MumiordsVille, Kentucky, Sep-!
tv • - -flifi, •
ou do
the out-
, !-• • ■, .psos.i I me tom IL i . MAJORS.
IJie trial of the Grant parish ; tember 14; 1862, while Gallantly | ■-------------—,— -
pristiijers commenced in New Or- j Leading tho Charge on Ft. Craig, R. M. Bonxk.r. j. B. Bonxkk
leabs on Monday last. The- names ; aged 26 years/’ The luonument | nn . Ik. .1 h>.m .
of the parties implicated are ; J. is a beautiful obelisk of White |^ BONNER A CO..
Hadnot, W. Cruikwliank, W. [m marble, about ten feet high, the j
Win, E. Gibbons, W. I’ehrt/ Denis lower plinth being of -yejlow jt:i»; sir,'Hj ■, ^
Leniotnc,' Prudhommc Lcmoine marble from the Craigleeth quur , _ . EAST WALD,
and J. Hickman. ’■ rv.' ’ The charge at' Mumfdrds- ■ „ ,, ,,, ,
In Little Hock atfairs. arc still | viLie was a. desperate affair, m .
muddled. Two of Baxter's sur-j which Lho Confederates lost se-J Wholesale and Retail
geons tried to get trp a duel. | verely, and was oiio of tbo scries j
Brooks is determined to stay in of conflicts ot Gen. Bragg's K.eq- f t !> /\ ( i U I? W
tucky campaign.— pfe%o Orleans ‘V_x I- V \ r l j •
"Picayune'. '
tho city.
The New York Timed’ thinks
that if tho courage of Gov. Moses
does not ooze ouR Bouth Carolt-na
will witness a revolution aimi-iar
to the civil war in Arkansas.
•i, i:«d. vinqimi ) A .aa.l
Lime. Cement and Blaster of Paris
tor sale at the marble yard ol Wm. t flight' cni'ice. paid for Cotton, Wool
It-impson, north-west coruer public; . , •. :
-quart. tlsdtt. aud flute. • in.fty